Archive for May, 2006

As I may or may not have mentioned previously, I don’t watch television. I have a television, but it’s stuck on channel 3, so all I get is the Alaskan weather channel.

I do, however, have a television-related confession to make. I have been following this one Japenese game show. . .

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While the four of you are waiting for me to tell you all about Heaven and Hell, I thought I might share something interesting with you.

Just to tide you over.

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I did both a good thing and a bad thing this evening.

The good thing was that I walked 3 or 4 miles (round-trip) to my favorite restaurant for dinner. Hello, excercise. I even brought the wife with me!

The bad thing was that, after eating a plate of pasta, I had a hot fudge sundae.

So, while I’m working on this big long rant about the real meaning of heaven and hell for all 4 of my fans to read, I’m feeling very sleepy.

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. . . I’ve done several more stupid quizzes. Yarg!

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How do I say this and not sound like a whiney brat? Lesse. . .

Today sucked my ass.

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Today’s my birthday.

I’m not normally the sort of person who walks around reminding people that he’s got a birthday’s coming up, but I figured I could say it here.

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I was driving home from an after-work ST meeting with my fellow ninjas, and as I often do during late-night drives I was listening to Coast to Coast AM. The topic of discussion, RFID chips and how we’ll all be forced to have one in order to live and work in America, gave me some great material for a blog post.

Then, when I arrived home at 2:30am in the morning, I made the mistake of checking out my favorite forum in the universe, Eris’ Bar and Grill.

By the time I remembered I was going to write a new entry, it took me 5 minutes of staring at the screen to remember that it had “something” to do with RFID chips.

By the time it all came back to me, I was too tired to care.

That is all.

So the 15th was my mother’s birthday, and the day after mother’s day. I’m having car trouble and I was out of clean laundry, so after I got done working a 12-hour shift I decided it would be appropriate to call my mother while I was folding clothing. I figured if I timed it close to her bedtime, maybe it’d be a nice bonus for her, thinking fondly of my phone call as she went to sleep.

I mean, shit. If nothing else, to know her widdle boy was doing his own clothes and it wasn’t heating up her house should count for something, right?

So I call, and we do the usual “so happy you called, so happy to speak to you” dance. After the usual pleasantries were exchanged, she dropped the bomb on me.

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This is just a list of things I’d like to get done sometime in the next 100 years.

1. Wish Ma a happy.
2. Resume disagreement with Ben and Mary over the inclusion of materials about homosexuals in public school textbooks.
3. Find articles about Mexican military incursions on our southern border for disagreement about our border security telling the Mexican government where the Minutemen are.
4. Pick up some butane for that nifty knife-looking lighter Mary gifted me with.
5. Buy the next winning Mega Millions lotto ticket.
6. Get some sleep.

I’m writing this knowing full well that the people I’m angry at won’t even read these words, but this is my nut-scratching post, so out-out-damned-spot.

Dear Spammers of the World:

Even worms are smarter than you. If I give a worm a choice between two paths, one which is covered with sandpaper and minor electrical jolts, and one which is smooth and cool, over time the worm will figure out which path to take by habit. Even you, despite your probationary membership in the human race, are lacking in this simple ability: the ability to learn.

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