Archive for December, 2006

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately about the material I post.

I’ve been using those stupid quizzes I take from time to time and cool videos I pick up as I surf around to substitute for content when I’m too tied up with real life to write anything.

Now, on the one hand, these are things I enjoy posting here, because I’d like to share them. On the other hand, I shouldn’t use them as a crutch.

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Okay, so in the wee hours I took another quiz.

I’m not sure why I took it.

Well, actually, I do know. Boredom, and I saw it on someone else’s blog. Monkey see, monkey do!

You’d think such an ALPHA PERSONALITY would have better control of grammar and capitalization. Oh well. I must be too busy eating people’s flesh to bother with such trivial matters.

This is a cute little performance the wife Stumbled across. I hope you enjoy it.

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Here is my first (and hopefully only) submission to the cat meme craze:

Thank you for watching. We now return you to your regularly scheduled eye rolling.

Well, it’s Christmas Eve, and I thought I’d share a special gift with all my readers.

Here, open it. It’s in this shiny box.

The one that’s glued to my pants.

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I was working on my I-Hate-Christmas rant, when I took a break and ran across a holiday-relevent ray of sunshine from Mark Day.

I just had to share it.

It’s not every day I hear someone suggest that egg nog is the magical stuff God used to get the Virgin Mother knocked up.

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Dreading the impending invasion of your inheritors? Wondering when the wailing of your winter-wanting progeny will wind down? Already ready for the steady confetti of wrapping paper to go the way of the Yeti?

Get yourself a Family Survival Kit today!

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I recently started watching a little television, specifically NBC’s week-long game show Identity, hosted by Penn Jillette (yes, the Penn of Penn & Teller). Those of you who know me should know that this is no small thing; I typically skip the boob tube altogether.

That’s okay, I won’t be making the same mistake twice. I don’t like games where the rules change mid-play.

Bastards.

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