Archive for July, 2007

July 25, 2007

Piercing the Eye of Mordor

July 25th, 2007 @ 0247 hours (NSFW, Videos)
by Doc Syn

Have you ever wondered what would’ve happened if The One Ring had been mistakenly used in a piercing parlor?

I didn’t, but then again, Jack Black didn’t ask me before showing me.

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July 23, 2007

Saint Elmo’s Fire

July 23rd, 2007 @ 0157 hours (Videos)
by Doc Syn

Do you like Elmo?

Would you like him better if he was on fire?

A gift, from me to you.

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July 19, 2007

The Impotence of Proofreading

July 19th, 2007 @ 0146 hours (Videos)
by Doc Syn

Hear’s a we little clit about the need to spoofreading.

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July 14, 2007

Bush On Bush

July 14th, 2007 @ 0017 hours (Politics, Videos)
by Doc Syn

I’ve posted this before, but YouTube killed the link last time.

Here we are, folks — a debate on foreign policy between President Bush and Governor Bush.

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July 13, 2007

Oh My God

July 13th, 2007 @ 2320 hours (Puppet Show, Videos)
by Doc Syn

It’s like someone reached into my head and pulled out a series of pencil-sketch cartoons.

There are literally no words to describe how deeply this touched me.

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July 12, 2007

If Perhaps You’re Feeling Bored

July 12th, 2007 @ 0146 hours (Videos, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

Spy on some random stranger through the wonders of Google and the stupidity of poorly written software!

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July 8, 2007

CAW CAW MOFO!

July 8th, 2007 @ 2249 hours (The Internet, Big-Ticket Items, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

Having called out the whole of The Celtic Connection in this post (third from the top, Mary posted it for me), I won this award from The Church of Eris:

Golden Apple Award

I sunk The Celtic Connection, I am a mahdjickquell seagull, and I’m damn proud of it.

I’m no Discordian, but goddammit — Hail Eris, motherfuckers.

July 1, 2007

The Mechanics of Sex

July 1st, 2007 @ 0251 hours (NSFW, Videos)
by Doc Syn

This clip is Woody Allen’s take on what happens during sex, as taken from his production of, “Everything You’ve Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask.”

My favorite part is the Priest who insists he “touched nothing.”

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