Elections for Soccer Moms

August 2nd, 2007 @ 0050 hours (Politics, Videos)
by Doc Syn

You know, I think if our own government took this customer service-oriented approach to running the country, we could do away with all these silly elections and whatnot.

It’s not like we’ve got time to watch the pretend news on the cable subscription we pay for with imaginary money anyway, right?

Next up: Don’t bother trying to find your dream guy, just walk into a bar of drunkards, naked as the day you were born!

Rape — it’s much more effecient than waiting for Mr. Right to come along.

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