Archive of 'Laughing at YUO'

September 10, 2007

Pat Robertson’s Law School

September 10th, 2007 @ 0123 hours (Politics, Videos, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

If you’ve been wondering why America is so screwed up, here it is.

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July 12, 2007

If Perhaps You’re Feeling Bored

July 12th, 2007 @ 0146 hours (Videos, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

Spy on some random stranger through the wonders of Google and the stupidity of poorly written software!

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July 8, 2007

CAW CAW MOFO!

July 8th, 2007 @ 2249 hours (The Internet, Big-Ticket Items, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

Having called out the whole of The Celtic Connection in this post (third from the top, Mary posted it for me), I won this award from The Church of Eris:

Golden Apple Award

I sunk The Celtic Connection, I am a mahdjickquell seagull, and I’m damn proud of it.

I’m no Discordian, but goddammit — Hail Eris, motherfuckers.

March 29, 2007

Forum Decorum: Part teh First

March 29th, 2007 @ 1115 hours (Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

What follows is a screenplay of small importance lampooning recent events on a web forum of even smaller importance, all written by a man who — geologically speaking — is of no importance at all.

Enjoy.

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January 4, 2007

Just Being a Jackass

January 4th, 2007 @ 0711 hours (NSFW, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

Usually, when someone is a pain in my ass, I just ignore them and wait them out.

Just the same, sometimes I just can’t help but punish the annoying.

The other day was, well, one of those times.

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November 27, 2006

The Stupidity Song

November 27th, 2006 @ 1405 hours (Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

Whenever I do something moronic, or half-assed, or just plain make a social faux pas, I sing myself a little song of my own invention.

It comes off as a little depressing, but the fact is that it’s usually enough of a change from whatever I’m dealing with that the distraction helps me relax a little. Well, that and I composed it piece-by-piece during some especially high-tension smoke breaks at work, and trying to keep it in the rhythm was also a good for helping me relax.

Warning: A great deal of gratuitous vulgarity ahead.

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July 1, 2005

Your head is grass, and here’s a lawnmower!

July 1st, 2005 @ 2128 hours (Relationships, Laughing at YUO)
by Doc Syn

My father’s still alive, and yet I’ve already inherited such wealth from him:

  • Dashing good looks
  • A certain healthy mistrust of the government
  • Appreciation for finely crafted firearms
  • A sense of humor that could make a Vulcan weep in pain.
  • Timing that would be the death of Jackie Chan in any of his movies.
  • Hair that just won’t lie down in some places.

I love my dad. Not only did he donate half of my genetic material of his own free will, but he taught me a lot about how the world works. Much of who I am, I owe to him.

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