Pat Robertson’s Law School
September 10th, 2007 @ 0123 hours (Politics, Videos, Laughing at YUO)by Doc Syn
If you’ve been wondering why America is so screwed up, here it is.
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If you’ve been wondering why America is so screwed up, here it is.
Spy on some random stranger through the wonders of Google and the stupidity of poorly written software!
Having called out the whole of The Celtic Connection in this post (third from the top, Mary posted it for me), I won this award from The Church of Eris:

I sunk The Celtic Connection, I am a mahdjickquell seagull, and I’m damn proud of it.
I’m no Discordian, but goddammit — Hail Eris, motherfuckers.
What follows is a screenplay of small importance lampooning recent events on a web forum of even smaller importance, all written by a man who — geologically speaking — is of no importance at all.
Enjoy.
Usually, when someone is a pain in my ass, I just ignore them and wait them out.
Just the same, sometimes I just can’t help but punish the annoying.
The other day was, well, one of those times.
Whenever I do something moronic, or half-assed, or just plain make a social faux pas, I sing myself a little song of my own invention.
It comes off as a little depressing, but the fact is that it’s usually enough of a change from whatever I’m dealing with that the distraction helps me relax a little. Well, that and I composed it piece-by-piece during some especially high-tension smoke breaks at work, and trying to keep it in the rhythm was also a good for helping me relax.
Warning: A great deal of gratuitous vulgarity ahead.
My father’s still alive, and yet I’ve already inherited such wealth from him:
I love my dad. Not only did he donate half of my genetic material of his own free will, but he taught me a lot about how the world works. Much of who I am, I owe to him.