Archive of 'NSFW'

. . . well, he tries, anyway.

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Have you ever wondered what would’ve happened if The One Ring had been mistakenly used in a piercing parlor?

I didn’t, but then again, Jack Black didn’t ask me before showing me.

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This clip is Woody Allen’s take on what happens during sex, as taken from his production of, “Everything You’ve Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask.”

My favorite part is the Priest who insists he “touched nothing.”

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Normally I don’t post video clips on the front page, but I want to make sure Monkey Boi sees this.

Damon, this one’s for you, brother.

You, and every other fan of cheesy Kung-Fu-movie combat.

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Everybody who knows me will see this and know that I am Darren.

That is all.

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This one came out as a cross between a long distance commercial, an episode of 24, and Days of Our Lives.

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This dude is quite possibly the most foul-mouthed man I’ve ever encountered with a Bible in hand.

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White boys pretending to be gangsters — WHAT COULD BE FUNNIER?!

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Usually, when someone is a pain in my ass, I just ignore them and wait them out.

Just the same, sometimes I just can’t help but punish the annoying.

The other day was, well, one of those times.

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